April 16, 2011

  • “You know you’ve been a 911 dispatcher too long..

    ..when you honestly believe that certain parts of town should be Doused..  Sprayed.  With Prozac.  And Birth Control.”

    “Lol, that’s a good one.  Where’d you get that from?”

    “The North side.”

    oh.  Ouch.

    ” and it’s funny because it’s true.  And sad.  But, damn it’s true.. “

    “And when you think stupidity should be painful.”

    Lol, “Amen.”

    “And when you start thinking other peoples’ pain and misery is funny..”

    “..And you don’t know holidays as anything but days when families get together to get drunk, beat eachother up, make eachother miserable, and go out and…”

    You finally get the call..  Someone you know.  Someone in your family..

    “You know you’ve been a 911 dispatcher too long when you’d rather commit suicide than get up and go to work.”

     

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